one of the regular weird people

June 2003
June 22	David Beckham and the Crock of Hype
June 22	Love is like a butterfly
June 18	We are an uncle!
June 9	The radio plays Roy Orbison singing for the lonely

April 2003
April 25	A friend in need's a friend indeed, a friend who bleeds is better
April 23	The long and winding road

March 2003
March 26	Complicated girls
March 20	That jingle-jangle thing
March 20	The best things about the Internet
March 20	It's a doll revolution

February 2003
February 22	A cautionary tale...

December 2002
December 27	Ouch
December 27	A very bitter man
December 27	Banner ads rock!

August 2002
August 4	Blog family trees

July 2002
July 29	Who dares wins
July 26	The Queen Commands
July 15	PhotoDay
July 15	Another Penelope Pitstop impression
July 10	And then she was three
July 8	Up yours, Observer (and Ridsdale)
July 7	Penelope Pitstop impression
July 6	Encode the world
July 3	Dankbar, sei dankbar
July 2	Of hobgoblins and Germans

June 2002
June 19	Another postcard from the road
June 19	A postcard from the road
June 12	Normal service will be resumed soon

March 2002
March 28	All roads lead to Google
March 27	The Hunger Moon School of Languages
March 26	You thieving Gyppo bastards!
March 24	One-NIL to the mighty reds!
March 22	New month, new boss
March 21	I only dream in black and white

February 2002
February 26	Flowers for Belinda
February 22	Shake what your mama gave ya!
February 17	Cruel and unusual punishment
February 14	Rings, redux
February 14	Affirmation required
February 13	Airborne porcines
February 11	Startling statistics
February 11	Alternate perceptions
February 2	New year, new domain

January 2002
January 31	Du gibst alles, wenn Du gibst
January 31	And then there was one...
January 30	Cheer up Peter Reid!
January 28	Two-NIL to the mighty reds!
January 26	The things people put in hand luggage....
January 22	Mogsy spricht Deutsch!
January 22	All the small things
January 22	The hills are alive with the sound of....
January 11	Reason #1 not to give your kid a magic marker
January 3	Bah humbug

December 2001
December 30	Public transport, my arse
December 25	Merry Christmas!
December 17	Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
December 15	International playboy travels again
December 11	Bad rabbit
December 10	This grain of sand is mine
December 10	Another bereavement
December 10	Ihr wollt doch auch das Blut vom Degen lecken

November 2001
November 30	What a long, strange trip it's been

October 2001
October 26	Updates, updates
October 26	Self-deprecation masterclass at work
October 17	European football rocks

September 2001
September 4	My baby loves me just the way that I am
September 4	From small acorns....

August 2001
August 31	Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses
August 28	Do I have to do everything around here?
August 27	Simple pleasures
August 25	Everyman speaks
August 24	Little Bastard Choo Choo
August 23	Look around you, what do you see?
August 23	Goodbye to the information goat path
August 23	Alison's getting her tit pierced
August 17	Surfing and spying
August 16	Rosehip-flavoured euphemisms
August 15	Cor blimey, guv. Would you Adam & Eve it?
August 14	Now that's what I call a pissed-off band
August 10	Ultra-cool mom
August 8	August 8, 1995 - November 14, 2000
August 3	New job, schmew job
August 2	EU hamster integration experiment is a flop
August 2	Dialing for dollars is trying to find me
August 1	Choking on moths

July 2001
July 31	National stereotypes debunked (and confirmed)
July 30	A little mouse with clogs on
July 28	Random notes, w/e July 28, 2001
July 26	Aiding a damsel in distress
July 22	Patience is a virtue
July 21	If you want something doing.....
July 21	So it's not just me...
July 21	The Princess and the Dolphin Queen
July 20	Little mysteries

May 2001
May 24	Bricks and mortar - or - planes, trains and automobiles
May 22	Fashion for penguins
May 18	Moving on, at last
May 13	Your going to learn something
May 13	You told me to write "click" on the screen
May 13	This mom is your mom
May 13	The silence and the lambs
May 13	And the worms ate into his brain
May 4	Split ends

April 2001
April 15	Does it bother you now, the clothes you told me not to wear?
April 8	Episode I: The Phantom Plot
April 8	The land of hope and dreams
April 8	That jingle jangle thing
April 4	Quotation of the month
April 4	Slapped wrists

March 2001
March 23	Just your average run-of-the-mill CV

February 2001
February 18	Eau de Cologne
February 17	Prague Spring
February 14	Eighty-five days
February 13	An oldie but a goodie

January 2001
January 26	The tart with the cart
January 25	The ape was a great big hit
January 18	Smiley and the whole world smileys with you
January 16	Macintosh envy
January 12	I have a dream
January 12	Thank you Florida and good night
January 5	I love the sound of breaking glass
January 4	Remember what the dormouse said

December 2000
December 31	4am philosophy
December 14	Sun comes up, it's Tuesday morning

November 2000
November 13	That's where I belong
November 12	Rollin', rollin', rollin'. Keep them servers rollin'.
November 12	Hard drive envy

October 2000
October 30	Encode the world
October 24	Oooooohh!!
October 13	iMac, therefore iAm
October 13	Rattle and hmm
October 13	Ottobre italiana
October 13	New site, new ramblings

September 2000
September 5	Tough job

July 2000
July 23	Sunday rant
July 21	Enough about you, let's talk about me
July 21	Aer Fungus
July 16	Ho hum
July 15	I love 1972
July 12	Trivia alert
July 12	Read the freakin' manual
July 11	Ladies and gentlemen, you've been a wonderful audience
July 11	You want how many words on that?
July 10	I bet you abuse apostrophes too
July 10	Misspellings galore
July 10	All construction workers swear
July 10	Chicks dig role-playing
July 10	How do you remember that shit?